Just Because I’m Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready.
The Unofficial Anthem for the Pre-Coffee Soul.
We've all been there. The alarm went off, your eyes are technically open, and you're physically present—but your brain is still in a dream about a tropical vacation. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a Warning Label. It tells the world that while you have arrived, your "readiness" is still loading.
Designed with 30 years of psychological insight into human behavior (specifically the "Grumpy Morning" reflex), this viral tee acts as a social forcefield. It signals to friends, family, and coworkers that they should probably wait at least 30 more minutes before asking you any complex questions. It’s the perfect blend of honesty, humor, and high-end style.
"I wore this to the office on a Monday morning. My boss just pointed at it, laughed, and brought me a coffee. This shirt is a life-saver!"
— Verified Night Owl
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